While I was doing laundry earlier today I was thinking hard what to post about this evening, but as usual couldn’t think of any real wisdom to impart. So I decided to dig through some old archived stuff from 2002. Guess what? It’s all on that shitty little laptop hard drive that took 14 dumps last year and finally crapped out when I showed it a picture of what a real computer looks like.

Looking waaaay back on the Wayback Machine for some of my reaaaally old material, I came across this salacious link. I have to say the irresistible thrust murdered at once my maidenhead, and very nearly me. You simply must try it and see if it doesn’t warm your nether regions, too. Don’t forget to see the Instant Sexual Karma if you can tear yourself away from all that Victorian generatin’.

I’m sure you’ll appreciate knowing Victorian women used bees for sex. I know I personally couldn’t wait to read all about that.
Kinda gives new meaning to having a bug on one’s begonia.

In another find, it seems some redneck legislators in Tennessee were looking to outlaw a girl’s best friend by passing a law against dildos.
“any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs….”

Fine.
I still have my trusty turkey baster.

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