Tabbie’s Gone

Since I haven’t regaled anyone with a tale of woe since September, I think now’s a fine time.

What would you do if you discovered your employee couldn’t tell your purse/wallet from hers?
Would you think you were becoming senile and couldn’t remember whether or not you lost that 50 bucks or maybe mislaid it? Would you dare to think she wouldn’t steal your money; even if it was only three dollars? Would you be laying a trap for her by leaving your purse in a precarious position and make sure she found the half-opened side zipper just so you could catch her in the act?

Would you begrudge her all the money you personally put in the company till just to make sure you weren’t short for the day when you were sure it wasn’t really your fault?

She loves ex cons. Lives with them for a month or two. She truly doesn’t know who the father of her second child is. I’m happy she didn’t have a litter.

Any road.. she had a choice.

Leave quietly or face prosecution.

I’m free of the horseshit, and my parting shot is

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7 Comments posted on "Tabbie’s Gone"
Miss T on April 19th, 2008 at 6:31 pm #

Glad you got rid of her Mudder. I think it would have been fun to leave MY purse laying out (minus the gun) and catch her with her hand in it then ask was she looking for this? As she slowly turns she would find ME with the Colt .45. Please don’t work too hard and I hope you find a good and honest replacement for the thief.


Mudder on April 20th, 2008 at 6:52 am #

Oh, to see the look on her face as she stared down the barrel of that honkin’ Colt. :P

Mayhaps I’ll have a replacement before the snow flies again. Any luck at all it’ll be someone with a brain, too.


Scandalous Housewife on April 20th, 2008 at 3:25 pm #

Don’t know how I stumbled across your blog, but I love it! Hilarious!


Mudder on April 20th, 2008 at 4:18 pm #

Well, helloo, there Scandalous Housewife. Happy you “stumbled” across us. :P

And thank ya!

I was just reading your post about Vampire Sex and flip flops…
I really must get out more often. ;-)


Laurie Kendrick on April 20th, 2008 at 7:42 pm #

Hey!!

You BITCHES are great! Just found your blog and I love you all.

It also feels great to read the thoughts, the feelings and the pedantic ramblings of fellow crones. Up until two years ago, I always thought “Mini Pause” was a Lakota Souix name for a puppy.

Seriously, love the writing and I will be back…

And often, dammit!

LK


Mudder on April 20th, 2008 at 8:36 pm #

Well, I gotta tell ya. Laurie… I’m the only crone here. The other bitches are at least 76 years younger. :P

Damned happy you found us and thanks!


MamaSlaa on April 21st, 2008 at 11:17 am #

woof woof. bark. growl.
:)
xoxo


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