Best. Post. I. Found. Today.

I am still catching up on my writing and reading after the Dog Bite.
I found this a few minutes ago, and just have to link it.
Not only is it brilliantly written, it’s true.
And if you say it isn’t, well look, if you’re wound that tight, you’re likely not reading this blog.

Unless of course you’re insane, and truly believe you’ve never thought this about your own kids, in any way, perhaps even not the exact phrase…Asshole. In that case, we may have to kick you out of the Realistic Mom’s Club and send you back to basic training.

Suburban Housewive’s “To Put it Bluntly,Kids Are Assholes”

I mean asshole, is a behavior folks, stupid is an insult.
I’d think my children assholes before I ever thought them stupid.
But anyways, enough go read.
Don’t piss me off.

Asshole Girl



Comments:
4 Comments posted on "Suburban Oblivion…Goddess"
Joe on October 21st, 2007 at 11:42 pm #

Kids can be assholes for sure. Kids can also be really, really stupid though. Trust me on that one. Cool article!


Yer MaMa on October 22nd, 2007 at 11:07 am #

You know you’re right.
I do find myself thinking in my head my own kids are doing stupid stuff.
But I always talk myself down by telling myself they’re actually just ignorant for lack of living any longer to know better. ;)


MamaSlaa on October 23rd, 2007 at 12:19 pm #

Yes…this is true. My oldest son walked up to this rocking horse that sits on the ground the other day. He put his hands on the handles so that he and the rocking horse are facing each other, like they were about to duel. He proceeds to stomp on the front of the rocker, and WHAM! the back to the seat clocked him in the face. My friend and I laughed uncontrollably for a long time…He cry. He just looked at us like “what the hell was that?” Thus, proving that kids can be stupid.
And, yes, there are days I don’t think I will make it through without choking him out. I have threatened to duct tape him to his bed. He can be a hemorrhoid at times too.


Suburban Oblivion on November 25th, 2007 at 3:49 pm #

LOL..Glad you enjoyed it!!!!


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