Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big fricking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.

Dumb ass.

Filed Under (Menopause and Me) by Mudder on 07-04-2008    Read More   


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4 Comments posted on "Menopause Jewelry"
Ashley on April 9th, 2008 at 9:21 pm #

OMG you guys are hilarious. Nice to “meet” ya :)


Mudder on April 9th, 2008 at 10:19 pm #

Same to you! Come again anytime. ;-)


MamaSlaa on April 11th, 2008 at 7:45 am #

LOL…hehe I am surprised he didn’t buy you an iron skillet…that works just as good. Oh wait, you said he was a dumbass. Nevermind.


Musing on April 25th, 2008 at 9:58 pm #

I knew there had to be some use for those rings! Too funny.

Also, I’d like to quote this on my blog. Would you mind emailing me about it?


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