1. Are you a thief?
2. Do you have a functioning brian brain?
3. Do you require more than 40 hours per work week personal time off?
4. How often must your significant other report to his/her parole/probation officer? Do they have their own transportation, or must you drive him/her?
5. Are you capable of staying awake?
6. Are you punctual? By this I mean are you prepared to be here by noon, at the very least?
7. Are you taking your children’s ADHD drugs yourself?
8. Do you and your cell phone have an on-going love affair?
9. If you smoke, are you prepared to limit your smoke breaks to say… 10 a day?
10. I’m the friggin’ boss……
Ya dig??

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