I was sitting on the couch the other night watching a UFC fight event with the husband.  The one guy that was fighting had his nuts sucked up in some sort of super spandex boxer briefs…white, no less.  Plastered across his tail was a logo for “Condom Depot”.  I said to myself, “Self, if you were going to advertise for condoms, wouldn’t you have picked the guy that had the largest package to really get people thinking?”  Then it occurred to me that the guy in question had really thick, muscular thighs.  Possibly his member was big and his thighs just made it look small.  Hmmmm?  No wonder people always say the skinny guys are the ones that are packing.  Of course, that’s just a thought.  ;)