The man I’d most likely invite to my bedroom in another life really, really wants one of these.

It’s a 4-stroke, 23cc gas-powered party blender perfect for any gear-head.

Let’s help him with his adult beverage addiction, by buying him one for Christmas.
Now that he’s consorting with Limeys, he’ll be needing all the imbibing inspiration he can get.

When we have reached the goal to make all his dreams come true, we’ll ship it to him in a plain brown wrapper marked “Caution Live Kangaroos”.

Just found a new use for the bathroom plunger and I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in months. :P

So, the deed’s done and we’ll have to live with it for at least the next four years.
I’m off to stick my left tit in the Veg-O-Matic.
It can’t hurt any worse.

We believe that Barack Obama is a brilliant orator and a man possessed of more charisma than any politician since JFK.

Thank you to Doug Ross for saying it loud and proud.

Yeah, I know some of you are sick of my political rants, but the little site meter thingy on the wall tells me we peaked big time during the VP debate, and again with the Presidential debate, but traffic was significantly down for that debacle.

Most of our repeat visitors come from Draft Sarah Palin.com, but we’re inundated with thrill-seeking lefties, too.

With only a few days to go before the shit hits the fan in either direction, and my 60th birthday tomorrow, please bear with me while I get it out of my system. I may not live to see another Presidential shitstorm of epic proportions, so I plan on yapping until the damned thing’s over.

I think that’s fair enough, dammit.

Holy shit!

A link I was gonna post that’s gone along with an Obama ad to accompany your reading pleasure.
Who’da thunk it?

Oh well, no bother. It was about OPEC needing help. So, instead  I’ll just show you what OPEC really is about.
It’s about Saudi Arabians making an assload of money from the American taxpayers. Now they’re worried we *might* just take matters into our own hands and drill for our own damned oil.

On our own damned land.

And heck, while we’re talking economy , let’s talk about how much Obama cares about you and me, the aspiring members of society.

Barack Obama will pay NBC and CBS almost $1 million each for the campaign’s half-hour ad buy in primetime Wednesday, Oct. 29, less than a week before the election.
“You’re paying more than ever for health insurance that covers less and less,” he said. “This isn’t just a string of bad luck. The truth is that while you’ve been living up to your responsibilities, Washington has not. That’s why we need change. Real change.”
*cough*
That’s one million dollars, people. One effin’ million dollars, and he wants to give us no choice in health care.

Even though Obama was hatched out of wedlock, seems Sarah Palin’s daughter’s unwed pregnancy is at the forefront, instead. Frankly I could give two shits, but I’d like someone to explain this to me.
*The link is gone, but my question was about where Joe Biden’s money goes.
I guarantee if someone has the nuts to investigate this deeply and thoroughly enough, they’ll find this is some filthy lucre.

“A Vote For Obama is a Vote For Civility”
As usual, Iowahawk rocks ass.

I see a pig, but it ain’t Sarah P.

 Some days surfing the web are just better than others.

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“I think women should be excited by the idea of no longer walking away from a sexual encounter with blue balls, or whatever the equivalent of that would be for women.”

“You really don’t need anything more than the red button to beat the game.”

The top four buttons ain’t all that bad, either.
We’ll have a Wii in this house by Christmas come hell or high water.