Sheesh.

The interviews began the 24th and ran through today. Twelve of ‘em. All different, all unique . I finally narrowed it down to two good candidates to be second-interviewed on May 9th. Bring ‘em on, I say. I’m so tired I could drop. Most of them were younger females looking for a career change. I guess a change from Taco Bell or Mickey D’s would be positive for anyone, though.
Out of them all, other than the two I chose, two others stood apart from the crowd. One was a mighty brawny lad of 25 who resembled a Sumo wrestler who’s forte’ was “goin’ out to their house and gettin’ the money”. I think he had an IQ of say, 12.
He likes to “hunt an’ fish, an’ go muddin’.”
The other was a young lady who was personable enough, but after I’d listened to her say for the tenth time she “would love to work for our extinguished company”, I filed her resume’ in the appropriate spot as well.

Tomorrow is May 1st and the rest of the week will be sheer hell, so if you don’t hear from me by Sunday, call the undertaker.
Please send donations in lieu of flowers.
Bildo says it costs a lot of money to have someone stuffed and mounted.

Last 5 posts in Work

• Mooooooof - May 25th, 2008
• Let the Interviews Begin - April 24th, 2008
• Tabbie's Gone - April 18th, 2008
• And I said, WTF is THIS? - April 10th, 2008
• Stop F*&^ing With Me - November 27th, 2007